5 Malaysian Surgeons ..... (Joke)

 

Five Malaysian Surgeons are discussing who makes the  best patients to operate on.

The first, a Penang surgeon says, "I like to see  accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, a Sabah surgeon responds, "Yeah, but  you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third a Kelantan surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, an Selangor surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a KL surgeon shut them all up when he said : "You're all wrong. Politicians like Samy Vellu and Barisan robbers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no nerves , no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

(You know what does the joke imply... Enjoy yourself!)